1. High school gyms need padded bleachers.
2. I love asparagus, but…. #youknowwhatImean
3. Rolling over in a grave seems like a pointless form of protest.
4. Posting to Facebook should not replace seeing a real therapist. #notthesame
5. Wild turkey fights over who gets to mate – are vicious.
6. I have forgotten where I was/what I was doing on a particular day. Then I scroll through Facebook to that day to figure it out. #thanksfacebook
7. Mobile ordering and drive thru’s are ruining the in-store experience.
8. The screaming lady/cat meme needs to use its 9th life.
9. One risk of taking pictures at night is you look “suspicious”. I was accosted by two Australian police officers for that reason.
10. The allure of most of the National Parks is tainted by one thing… snakes! #snakessuck
11. Naps were once viewed as punishment – now they are a wonderful luxury.